AUNT LAKIE’S NOT COMING TO DINNER – WRITTEN BY SUSAN RABIN
WINDY CITY PRODUCTIONS ®
As I look around in this cozy little two bedroom house I noticed a sign that hangs near the Kitchen. Following that…everything is pink around the home. It’s fluff-fluff. And the furniture is really quite comfortable and more wild pink on the walls.
Beaded Jewelry is everywhere. The two sisters don’t dress in the same manner – and they like to make the two women argue all the time. The younger sister seems to be the a little younger. She talks constantly and complains. Are they happy together? No, No, No. They seem to go exactly the wrong way. The over jeweled sister (Iris) wears more sparkle plenty. Her sister (Claire) wears more calming clothes. There is a knock at the door – and a handsome mail man Scott Gessford is overwhelming. The two women (Iris and Claire) are a bit tougher. Iris loves to make love to the men. However – Claire says “That’s a crock of S–T .” She yells out at her sister – “Back up Bitch!” – people have no talent. She says: “Are you the Queen of the Virgins? Put a cork in your mouth – says the “Bitch!” I’m sure I could sit on the handsome Mail Man’s Box! Wow! Iris probably is ready to sit on his lap. Her eyes are sparkling – and she just came back from people who have no talent at a party.
Family Therapy in this family – I’m afraid that they will argue constantly. But Oh…what fun. They are the best fun. And the Post Man certainly lets everyone show all his chest hair. Don’t pull any. Do men always do that when they bring the mail? Everything is fluffy around this place – I laughed just about every minute.
SISTERS love to shock us with family secrets. Yep – they hide the Jewelry between them. What a great time everyone gets at the Phoenix Theatre. Claire (Carolyn Ford Compton) acts like the dependable caregiver. On the other hand – Iris gets rather touchy every time that the The Mailman shows up. He is half dressed – and Iris (Zoe Conner) wants to sit on his lap. Oh My!
PROVOCATIVE FUNNY & SEXY
Good Luck staying in your seat
You’ll love it! At the Phoenix Theatre
Playwright: Susan Rabin (A Winner)
THE SUPERB CAST:
Claire – Carolyn Ford Compton – Iris – Zoe Conner –
The Mailman – Scott Gessford
Executive Producer: Dave Buchanan – Director: Jim McCunn and Playwright – Susan Rabin
Set Design: Fred Sharkey – Lighting & Sound Design: Colin Johnson – Sound: Paul Goldberg and Stage Manager: Richard Sargent
WINDY CITY PRODUCTIONS
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